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Animals

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Jokes:
Alligator Shoes. A young blond, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair ...
Are We Poisonous? Two snakes were slithering through a field. One snake ...
Bad Bug. One night, as Al was watching TV, the doorbell rang. He went to ...
Beware Of Dog. Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed ...
Bible Cow. The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending ...
Bidding Against You. A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that ...
Bigger Turkey. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery ...
Born A Cow. A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community ...
Chocked On It. A huge truck driver is sitting at the bar when this skinny ...
Cowboy Rides To Town. A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon ...
Dead Rabbit. After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find ...
Dinosaur Highway. Little Johnny was taking the tour of a national park ...
Dog's Diary. 5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the ...
Dog's Funeral. Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet ...
Favorite Animal. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried...
Fly Hunter. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking ...
Flying Turtle. Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After ...
Fly In The Fog. There was a fly flying over a pond in the middle of a fog. He ...
Foul Mouth Parrot. A guy received a talking parrot for his birthday. The ...
Frog Say. Little Johnny's mother was reading a book about animals to her ...
Gay Rooster. Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster ...
Give a Pig. The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give ...
Got Crackers? A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers?" Bartender ...
Grasshoppers in Texas. On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an ...
Grizzly Poop. Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly ...
Hard Work. A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist ...
Having A Bad Day? There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where ...
Horse's Rear-Fact. The Impact of the Roman Empire on Space Shuttle. A useless ...
In Your Stupid Cat. Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole with a shovel ...
Jumping Kangaroo.
Life Explained. On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the ...
Life In The 1500's. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in ...
Light Was On. A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you ...
Management Reviews. Question: How many feet do mice have? Original Reply: ...
Mom's Brownies. Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup ...
Mosquito's Flashlight. Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were ...
Need Directions. A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He ...
New Cat. The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young ...
Noah's Ark. 9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!" 8. "Wasn't someone supposed to ...
Outrun A Bear? Two guys were walking through the mountains when they ...
Pet Fish. A blonde bachelor was getting very lonely so he decided to get a pet. He ...
Pet Lovers. To my Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and ...
Phone Problem.
Photograph Puppy. Remove film from box and load camera. Remove film box from puppy's ...
Quick Quiz. 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes ...
Quickies. There's room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...
Read Your Mind. Think of a number from 1 to 10. Multiply that number by 9. If the ...
Scooby Doo. Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood ...
Single Female.
Smarter After Beer. 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only ...
Snail Goes To A Bar. After closing time at the corner bar, the bar owner hears a ...
Snail Got Mugged. A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went to the police, they ...
Soap and Water.
Sound Of Pigs. A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what ...
Step on a Duck. Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven? When they got ...
Stress Test.
Sweet Little Hamster.
Talking Dog. Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about ...
Talking To Owls.
Tell The Difference. A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which ...
Three Legged Chicken.
Trained Parrot.
Truth About Barney. 1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change ...
Warm Worms.
Who Am I? The Sunday School minister told the children about sheep, that they weren't ...
Why O Why? If you tickle a cow, will the milk come out its nose? ... How do they get a deer ...
Woodchuck.
Your Horse Called.
Zoo Job. A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the ...
Zoo Trip. Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his ...

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