Jokes:
British Newspapers. 3) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was ...
Cannibals. 1) How do cannibals know when to leave the table? After everyone's eaten. 2) A ...
Chainsaw. This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He ...
Cowboy Wisdom. 1) Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2) Never kick a cow chip on a ...
Drums Stop. An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe ...
For Sale Ad. The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days days in a row ...
Fruit Test. In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They ...
Gender Check. Are you male or female? To know the answer ...
How Old Am I? When I was born we didn't have television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen ...
Island Wish. There were three men stranded on an island. They had been there for a very ...
Larry the Cable Guy. The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy. 1) A day without sunshine is like ...
Looks Great. My face in the mirror, Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty, The ...
Men Understand About Women. Here are the top 10 things that men understand about ...
Money. It can buy a house, But not a home. It can buy a clock, But not time. It can buy you a ...
New Home.
Only In America. ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...
Perfect Man. The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After ...
Rearrange. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM. PRESBYTERIAN: ...
Stupid Quotes. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." -Dizzy Dean explaining ...
Talking Clock. While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led ...
Temperature Drops.
Tongue Twister.
Understand Women. There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he ...
Wash Dishes. A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met ...
We Ate The Last One. A tourist is walking in the jungle of Africa with his guide. "Are we safe ...
30 Year Difference. 1972: Long hair. 2002: Longing for hair. 1972: Rolling Stones 2002: ...
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