Little Johnny

Jokes:
16 Wives. Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked ...
Back Tomorrow. Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks ...
Bad In Math. Little Johnny is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to ...
Baseball Window. There was a knock at the door. It was little Johnny, about six years old ...
Call It Quits. When Little Johnny's mother found out she was pregnant again, she told the ...
Cold Cream. Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her ...
Didn't Do. Little Johnny asked his teacher, "Will you punish me for something I didn't do ...
Dinosaur Highway. Little Johnny was taking the tour of a national park recently with his ...
Don't Pay For Me. Little Johnny was in church for the first time watching as the ushers ...
Doorbell. A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices little Johnny trying to ...
Drink Of Water. Little Johnny is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, "Da-ad..." ...
Expect Forgiveness. "Little Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "can you tell me what ...
Frog Say. Little Johnny's mother was reading a book about animals to her son. Mother: ...
From Your Mother. Little Johnny went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my ...
Good Christian Home. After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Little Johnny ...
Higher Power. A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how ...
Home Early. Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised ...
I Did Laugh. One day little Johnny ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His ...
In Your Stupid Cat. Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole with a shovel when his ...
Johnny Counting. The Kindergarten teacher asked her class, "Who knows how to count ...
Looking For Me. Little Johnny answers the phone. A man says, "Hello is your dad around ...
More on Politicians. A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the ...
Most Wanted. An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The police ...
New Bike Or Else. It was coming up to Christmas and little Johnny asked his mom if he could ...
Note From Mom. On the first day of school, Little Johnny in first grade handed his teacher a ...
Palm Sunday. It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed ...
Pool Pee. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're ...
Off To College. Little Johnny got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and ...
Pray Before Eating. The Sunday School Teacher asks the students, "Do you say prayers before ...
Sound Of Pigs. A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what ...
Stuck Face. Little Johnny was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would ...

Ten Commandments. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five ...
This Is My Father. The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is ...
Toothbrush Toilet. Little Johnny came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mom that ...
Warm Worms.
Water Pistol.
What Do You Think? A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. Little Johnny ...
Wrong Feet. Little Johnny learned to put his shoes on by himself. His father said, "Son, your ...
Zoo Trip. Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his ...