Choked On It
A huge truck driver is sitting at the bar when this skinny old geezer walks in and asks, "Who owns that pit bull outside?"
The big truck driver growls, "That's my pit bull. What's it to you?"
The old geezer replies, "Well, I think my dog just killed yours."
The truck driver jumps up and says, "Killed my pit bull, what kind of dog you GOT?"
"A toy poodle." replies the old geezer.
"A poodle?", yells the driver, "Just how is that possible?"
"Well," replies old geezer, "I think he choked on it".
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