Jokes:
Antarctic Expedition. Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial ...
Are You Kidding? Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a ...
Baggage Problem. The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly ...
Bar-B-Que. 1) The woman goes to the shops. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and ...
Blank Copy. We hired a new blonde secretary who wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. One ...
Casual Day. Memo #1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day ...
Company Car. 1) It accelerates at a phenomenal rate. 2) It has a much shorter braking ...
Computer Help Desk. A customer couldn't get on the Internet: Helpdesk: "Are you sure you ...
Construction Workers. The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he ...
Couch Mover. A lady goes to work complaining to her friends that her back was really sore ...
Day Off. Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow? Boss: So you want a day off. Let's ...
Detective. There were three applicants for the detective position. During the interview the ...
Earring. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring ...
Eclipse Memo. Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun ...
Employee Of The Month. Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his ...
Exercise Program. Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls ...
Found. "Would the person who lost a thick roll of hundred dollar bills, wrapped in a ...
Fresh Start. An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition ...
Gay Rooster. Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his ...
GM Help Line. General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to ...
Got Organized. A zoning board had just been set up in a new community. A homeowner went ...
Government Work. You know you work for the government when: The process becomes ...
Hard Work. A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the ...
Heartwarming Story. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day ...
Hospital Regs. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. A ...
How To Become Rich. A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old ...
In The Dark. Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work ...
Job Language. COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our ...
Life Explained. On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of ...
Late Excuse. Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the ...
Light Was On. A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me ...
London Subway. A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to ...
Management Reviews. Question: How many feet do mice have? Original Reply: Mice have ...
My Daughter. The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella ...
Never Mind. Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important ...
New Home.
One Wrong Answer. Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer ...
Perfect Employee? Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the ...
Phone Problem.
Pilot to Tower. British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control ...
Plane Problems. "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance ...
Quickies. Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency ...
Salary Theorem.
Shaving Comeback. An obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving ...
Small Coke. A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells, "Give me ...
Snail Goes To A Bar. After closing time at the corner bar, the bar owner hears a soft knocking ...
Sober Captain. The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum ...
Soo Tired.
Store Sign. A shopkeeper was worried when a brand new business much like his own opened ...
Stress Test.
Sweet Little Hamster.
Trouble Flowchart. Question: Does the darn thing work? Yes No. Can you blame someone ...
Two Copies. A young executive was leaving the office one evening when he found the boss ...
Wheelbarrows. A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of ...
Who's On First?
Whole Lot of Nothing. I can get up in the morning with "nothing to do", and by 10:00 PM ...
Whose Job Is It?
Work Virus. There is a new virus out with the code name: Work. If you receive Work from ...
You're the Principal. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son ...
Zoo Job. A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the salary but ...
4 Letter Words.
$7 Haircut. A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old ...
710. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and ...
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