Jokes:
710. I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a 710 ...
A.A.A.D.D. I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table ...
About Two Minutes Ago. A guy is at the pearly gates waiting to be admitted. Saint Peter is ...
Accident Excuses. 10. My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle. 9. I hit ...
Baggage Problem. The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly ...
Because I'm Drunk. A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the ...
Bernie Is Dead. A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She ...
Big Red Trucks. Hello? Is this the fire department?" "Yes." "Listen, my house is on fire! ...
Bridge Out. A priest and pastor from the local parishes were standing by the side of the road ...
Brown Pants. Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in ...
Car Keys. A blonde notices that she's low on gas so she stops at the gas station. While she's ...
Chocked On It. A huge truck driver is sitting at the bar when this skinny old geezer walks in ...
Company Car. 1) It accelerates at a phenomenal rate. 2) It has a much shorter braking ...
Designated Decoy. A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At ...
Don't Tell A Cop. Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop who has pulled you over ...
Drivers License. Last name: _______ (Check appropriate box) First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] ...
Engine Running. A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley ...
Fast As I Could. The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled ...
Flat Tire. This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were ...
Give Her Back. A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took ...
GM Help Line. HELPLINE: "General Motors Help line, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "I ...
Highway 119. Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State ...
Hopman Diamond. A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant ...
Horse's Rear-Fact. The Impact of the Roman Empire on Space Shuttle A useless fact with a ...
In The Pool. WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." ...
Jogging Time.
Letter From Grandma. I just had to write to you about the wonderful experience I had the ...
London Subway. A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made ...
Military Bumper Stickers. Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases: "Except For Ending ...
Need Directions. A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 ...
Never Mind. Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important ...
Newspaper Headlines. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say. Police Begin ...
NYC Parking. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer ...
Old Car For Sale. A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling ...
One Big Mistake. It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World ...
Only When Drinking. A police officer approaches a car that he just pulled over. Inside the car ...
Pilot, Let's Go. With his request approved, the CNN News cameraman quickly used his cell ...
Pilot to Tower. British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control ...
Plane Problems. "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance ...
Push Start VW. The battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on ...
Restroom Conversation.
Retired Fun. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days ...
Riddles #2.
Santa Flat.
Santa Plane.
Scooby Doo. Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood ...
Some Wedding. A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down ...
Tall Grass. One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he ...
Team Work.
Three Legged Chicken.
Trained Parrot.
Walked Everywhere.
Why O Why? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?...If flying is so safe, why do they call the ...
Women Drivers.
Wrong Way. As an older man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering ...
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