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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened.
He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA and they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

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Walmart Auto Show

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Ten Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat little Johnny answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

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Put Up the Tree

Put the Christmas Tree up last night.......I'm exhausted!

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Christmas Tree Hunt

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,

"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

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Female Police Officers Around the World


Hong Kong





North Korea




South Korea




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