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Jokes:
16 Wives. Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked ...
Analogies. These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays ...
Back Tomorrow. Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks ...
Bad In Math. Little Johnny is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to ...
Baseball Window. There was a knock at the door. It was little Johnny, about six years old ...
Call It Quits. When Little Johnny's mother found out she was pregnant again, she told the ...
Children On Relationships. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find ...
Children's Answers. These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons ...
Children's Prayers. I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy ...
Cleaver Children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said ...
Cold Cream. Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her ...
Dear Pastor. Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours ...
Didn't Do. Little Johnny asked his teacher, "Will you punish me for something I didn't do ...
Dinosaur Highway. Little Johnny was taking the tour of a national park recently with his ...
Don't Pay For Me. Little Johnny was in church for the first time watching as the ushers ...
Doorbell. A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices little Johnny trying ...
Drink Of Water. Little Johnny is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad ...
Excuse Notes. These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) ...
Expect Forgiveness. "Little Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "can you tell me what ...
Farm Marine. Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother ...
Favorite Animal. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried Chicken"...
Frog Say. Little Johnny's mother was reading a book about animals to her son. Mother: ...
From Your Mother. Little Johnny went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my ...
God Isn't Deaf. Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime ...
God Looks Like... A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they ...
Good Christian Home. After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Little Johnny ...
Greater Than God Riddle. When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer ...
Head Ache. A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her ...
Heartwarming Story. Here's a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little ...
Her Mother. "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or ...
Higher Power. A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how ...
Home Early. Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised ...
Homework Excuses. My mom used it as a dryer sheet... I made a paper plane out of it and it ...
Homework Policy. Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should ...
I Did Laugh. One day little Johnny ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His ...
In Your Stupid Cat. Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole with a shovel when his ...
It's Called Golf. A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk my son. Soon you will ...
Johnny Counting. The Kindergarten teacher asked her class, "Who knows how to count?" ...
Life In The 1500's. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in ...
Lipstick Mirror. A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older ...
Looking For Me. Little Johnny answers the phone. A man says, "Hello is your dad around?" ...
Math Test Answers. These are student's answers on math tests. 3) Find x. Here it is ...
Mom's Brownies. Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup ...
Mom Taught Me. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're ...
Mommy Test. A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The daughter picked ...
More on Politicians. A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the ...
Mosquito's Flashlight. Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were ...
Most Wanted. An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station The Police ...
Nail In The Fence.
Nature. Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and ...
Nerd Day. You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom ...
New Bike Or Else. It was coming up to Christmas and little Johnny asked his mom if he could ...
Note From Mom. On the first day of school, Little Johnny in first grade handed his teacher a ...
Off To College. Little Johnny got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and ...
Palm Sunday. It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed ...
Pet Lovers. To my Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your ...
Pool Pee. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're ...
Pray Before Eating. The Sunday School Teacher asks the students, "Do you say prayers before ...
Private Diary. A little boy asked his mother, "What's that you're reading?" A diary. What's in ...
Proverbs.
Rodney Dangerfield. My parents hated me so much my first bath toy was an electric toaster ...
Science By Kids. One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in ...
Scooby Doo. Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood ...
Seen a Boy? A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room ...
Sound Of Pigs. A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what ...
Stand Idiot. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic ...
Stuck Face. Little Johnny was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would ...
Ten Commandments. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five ...
This Is My Father. The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is ...
Toothbrush Toilet. Little Johnny came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mom that ...
Under The Hay. A minister, walking down a country lane, sees a boy struggling to load hay ...
Warm Worms.
Water Pistol.
We Survived!
What Do You Think? A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. Little Johnny ...
Who Am I? The Sunday School minister told the children about sheep, that they weren't ...
Why O Why? Why does the label on Children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy ...
Willy's Jokes. A mother goes to the electronics store and asks the clerk, "Can I get a ...
Words of Wisdom. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10. When your dad is ...
Wrong Feet. Little Johnny learned to put his shoes on by himself. His father said, "Son, your ...
Zoo Trip. Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his ...

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