School

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Jokes:
After Lunch. Two college students and their professor are walking through a city park on ...
Analogies. These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays: ...
Back Tomorrow. Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school. His mother asks ...
Bad In Math. Little Johnny is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to ...
Children's Answers. These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons ...
Cleaver Children. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to ...
Dear Dad. $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. I ...
Didn't Do. Little Johnny asked his teacher, "Will you punish me for something I didn't do ...
Do You Know Who I Am? It was the final examination for an introductory English course at ...
Door Prize. This letter was sent to the principals office after an elementary school had ...
Excuse Notes. These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) ...
Expect Forgiveness. "Little Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "can you tell me what ...
Favorite Animal. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken"...
Feeling Old? The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985 ...
Flat Tire. This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were ...
God Looks Like... A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they ...
Greater Than God Riddle. When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer ...
He's Moving. Three friends were talking one day when this question came up: "When you are ...
Holy Scripture. The Holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college ...
Home Early. Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised ...
Homework Excuses. I'm not at liberty to say why... I didn't want to add to your already heavy ...
Homework Policy. Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should ...
Lipstick Mirror. A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older ...
Johnny Counting. The Kindergarten teacher asked her class, "Who knows how to count?" ...
Math Cult. At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a ...
Math Test Answers. These are student's answers on math tests. 3) Find x. Here it is ...
Missing Dollar. Three students checked into a hotel and paid the clerk $30 for a room ($10 ...
Most Wanted. An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The police ...
Nature. Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and ...
Nerd Day. You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom ...
Newspaper Headlines. Eye Drops Off Shelf. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids. Reagan Wins On ...
Note From Mom. On the first day of school, Little Johnny in first grade handed his teacher a ...
Off To College. Little Johnny got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and ...
Pray Before Eating. The Sunday School Teacher asks the students, "Do you say prayers before ...
Proverbs.
Quickies. It could be worse: there could be 35 teachers for every student...
Reading Research. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The ...
Science By Kids. One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in ...
Seconds in a Year. A star quarterback had to get his grades up in order to play in the big game...
Sound Of Pigs. A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what ...
Stand Idiot. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic ...
Stuck Face. Little Johnny was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would ...
Teaching Math. Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His ...

Ten Commandments. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five ...
This Is My Father. The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is ...
What Did You Teach? While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new ...
Who Am I? The Sunday School minister told the children about sheep, that they weren't ...
Willy's Jokes. Student: I spent 7 hours over my textbook last night. Teacher: Why? Student: ...
You're the Principal. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son ...
1895 Final Exam. This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 from Salina, KS. It was taken ...
2 + 2 = 4 ? A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his ...