Tell The Difference
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. She called her neighbor for advise.
The neighbor suggested that she cut the hair off the tail of one horse. This worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The hair tore off in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse's tail.
She then made another phone call. The neighbor suggested that she notch the ear of one horse. This worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, she couldn't tell the two horses apart.
The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses height. She did that and was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
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