Jokes:
51 Days. Three blondes walk into a bar. One of the blondes tells the bartender to pour ...
Administratium. The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by ...
Because I'm Drunk. A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out ...
Beer Warning. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take ...
Chocked On It. A huge truck driver is sitting at the bar when this skinny old geezer walks ...
Cowboy Rides To Town. A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink ...
Designated Decoy. A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust ...
Don't Tell A Cop. Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop who has pulled you over ...
Escape Artist. A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance ...
Gather at the River. A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With ...
Got Crackers? A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers?" Bartender says, ...
Head Ache. A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her ...
How Many Bars?
I Think... Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, ...
I've Quit Drinking. A man walked into a bar and ordered three beers. He took a sip out of ...
Life In The 1500's. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in ...
Newspaper Headlines. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say. Police Begin ...
Only When Drinking. A police officer approaches a car that he just pulled over. Inside the car ...
Real Woman. A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never ...
Small Coke. A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells, "Give ...
Smarter After Beer. 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move ...
Snail Goes To A Bar. After closing time at the corner bar, the bar owner hears a soft ...
Sober Captain. The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away ...
Ventriloquist. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar ...
Wheelchair. A man had been drinking at a bar all night. The bartender finally said that the ...
Work Virus. If you receive Work from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere ...
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