Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven? When they got there St. Peter told them "We have only one rule up here and that is Don't step on a duck".
So they entered heaven and sure enough there were ducks all over the place and they knew they would have to be very careful. Unfortunately one of them did step on a duck soon enough and St. Peter showed up with a very ugly woman and chained her to the offender declaring that he was warned and that the penalty is to remain chained to this very ugly woman for eternity.
It wasn't long before the second guy accidentally steps on a duck and St. Peter, who misses nothing, promptly chains him to an even uglier woman to the great astonishment of the third guy.
The third guy, now paranoid about stepping on one, goes for months on end without stepping on a single duck. One day St.Peter shows up this time with the most beautiful woman the third guy ever laid eyes on, complete with a gorgeous tan, tall, blonde, curvy and perfect. St.Peter quickly and with out comment chains them together.
The guy, all choked up says to her, "Wow, what did I do to deserve being chained up to you"?
She says, "Well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a damn duck".�
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