Bad Bug. One night, as Al was watching TV, the doorbell rang. He went to the door and found ...
Because I'm Drunk. A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the ...
Big Red Trucks. Hello? Is this the fire department?" "Yes." "Listen, my house is on fire! ...
British News. It's possible Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion ...
Brown Pants. Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in ...
Designated Decoy. A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At ...
Detective. There were three applicants for the detective position. During the interview the ...
Don't Tell A Cop. l) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't ...
Escape Artist. A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The ...
Farm Marine. Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother ...
Fast As I Could. The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled ...
Generous Barber. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused ...
Give Her Back. A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took ...
Got A Match? Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to ...
Having A Bad Day? There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients ...
Highway 119. Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State ...
How Many Bars?
Looking For Me. Little Johnny answers the phone. A man says, "Hello is your dad around?" ...
Math Cult. At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a ...
Military Bumper Stickers. Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases. "Except For Ending ...
Most Wanted. An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Police ...
Newspaper Headlines. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say. Police Begin ...
No Sir! Captain Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He ...
One Big Mistake. It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World ...
Only When Drinking. A police officer approaches a car that he just pulled over. Inside the car ...
Quick Quiz. 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama ...
Retired Fun. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days ...
Snail Got Mugged. A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went to the police, they ...
Some Wedding. A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down ...
Sound Of Pigs. A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what ...
Supply Wagon. I worked in Supply in the Marine Corps for nine years. We enjoyed playing ...
True Friend. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... But a true friend will ...
Two Marines. A Taliban Army platoon was on patrol when the commander noticed a lone U.S ...
Wheelbarrows. A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of ...
WWII Strange Stats. 8. German submarine U-120 was sunk by a malfunctioning toilet ...
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