Jokes:
16 Wives. Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked ...
Adam's Questions. One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the ...
Adding Time. Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her ...
Amish Elevator. An Amish father and son go to the city for the first time. They are in a hotel ...
Back To Get Her. A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to ...
Bad Luck. A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been ...
Bar-B-Que. It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the ...
Bernie Is Dead. A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She ...
Can You Hear Me? An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night ...
Children On Relationships. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find ...
Couch Mover. A lady goes to work complaining to her friends that her back was really sore ...
Depressed. A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to ...
Earring. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring ...
Empty Seat. It was a conference title game, and the sportscaster had mentioned several times ...
Find A Lawyer. On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car ...
Fly Hunter. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a ...
From Your Mother. Little Johnny went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my ...
Give Her Back. A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took ...
Having A Bad Day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking ...
He's Moving. Three friends were talking one day when this question came up: "When you are ...
Hopman Diamond. A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant ...
Hospital Regs. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. A ...
Husband Store. Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose ...
In The Basement. A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money...
In The Pool. WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." ...
Just A Rib? Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked ...
Late Excuse. Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the ...
Least I Could Do. Two guys were out on the golf course. As one of them was teeing off at the ...
Life In The 1500's. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in ...
Marriage One-Liners. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. My wife and I were ...
Marry My Daughter, Please. Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your ...
Meaning Of Dreams. After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you ...
Mommy Test. A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The daughter picked ...
My Daughter. The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella ...
Need Directions. A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 ...
New Cat. The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in ...
Nice Stone. Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about ...
Only When Drinking. A police officer approaches a car that he just pulled over. Inside the car ...
Push Start VW. The battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on ...
Quarter Back. A guy took his wife to a football game for the first time. After the game he ...
Real Woman. A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let ...
Really Cheap.
Rodney Dangerfield. My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her ...
Rules For Women. Finally, the guy's side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the ...
Small Coke. A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a ...
Soap and Water.
Some Wedding. A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down ...
Take It With You.
Talking To Owls.
Wheelchair. A man had been drinking at a bar all night. The bartender finally said that the ...
Wife,"If I Died". A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" After a ...
Without My Glasses. Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting ...
Write It Down. An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they ...
Wrong Way. As an older man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering ...
Your Horse Called. This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully ...
Zoo Trip. Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his ...
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