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Religion, Heaven

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Jokes:
About Two Minutes Ago. A guy is at the pearly gates waiting to be admitted. Saint Peter is ...
Adam's Questions. One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the ...
Amish Elevator. An Amish father and son go to the city for the first time. They are in a hotel ...
Bad In Math. Little Johnny is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to ...
Bible Cow. The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the ...
Bridge Out. A priest and pastor from the local parishes were standing by the side of the road ...
Born A Cow. A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good ...
Children's Prayers. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, how didja know my name?" ...
Church Or Game? By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost ...
Cleaver Children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was ...
Coffee Break's Over. A guy dies and goes to hell. The devil meets him at the gate and says, ...
Complain. A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years ...
Dear Pastor. Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours ...
Dog's Funeral. Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company ...
Don't Pay For Me. Little Johnny was in church for the first time watching as the ushers ...
Don't Touch Me. A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked ...
Doorbell. A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices little Johnny trying to ...
Dr. Watson's Joke. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent ...
Expect Forgiveness. "Little Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "can you tell me what ...
Face. A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating ...
Find A Lawyer. On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car ...
Gather at the River. A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great ...
Generous Barber. A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the ...
Give a Pig. The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the ...
God Isn't Deaf. Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime ...
God Looks Like... A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they ...
God's E-Mail. One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior ...
Good Christian Home. After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Little Johnny ...
Greater Than God Riddle. When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer ...
Heaven's Voice Mail. Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part ...
Higher Power. A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how ...
Holy Scripture. The Holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college ...
How Do You Make Holy Water? Answer ...
In The Basement. A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money...
Just A Rib? Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked ...
Letter From Grandma. I just had to write to you about the wonderful experience I had the ...
Life Explained. On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of ...
Merry Greetings?
Mom Taught Me. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're ...
Never Mind. Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important ...
New Bike Or Else. It was coming up to Christmas and little Johnny asked his mom if he could ...
Newspaper Headlines. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted ...
Noah's Ark. 10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?" 9. "Hey, there are ...
Palm Sunday. It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed ...
Penny/Minute.
Poor Family. A large, well built man visited the church and asked to see the pastor's wife, who...
Pray Before Eating. The Sunday School Teacher asks the students, "Do you say prayers before ...
Quickies. There's room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes...
Step on a Duck. Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven? When they got there St. ...
Substitute Priest.
Take It With You.
Ten Commandments. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five ...
Trained Parrot.
Under The Hay. A minister, walking down a country lane, sees a boy struggling to load hay ...
Walked Everywhere.
Walking on Water.
Who Am I? The Sunday School minister told the children about sheep, that they weren't ...
Why O Why? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ...
You Win Pastor.

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