Why O Why?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
A door that's open is called ajar; what is it called when a jar is open?
They call it a hot-water-heater but why would you need to heat hot water?
They call it a building but after it's completed shouldn't they call it a built?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs...shouldn't they wear nightgowns?
Why do they call warm water, luke warm...did someone named Luke discover it?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If the police arrest a mime, do they say he has the right to remain silent?
What keeps glue from sticking to the inside of the bottle?
If a duck goes in the water right after he eats, does he get cramp?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
What is a another word for thesaurus?
If most accidents occur within five miles of the home, why not move ten miles away?
If you tickle a cow, will the milk come out its nose?
There are 365 days in a year, yet there are 52 weeks consisting of 7 days each, which equals 364 days. Where does that extra day go?
Why do men have nipples?
Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?
If someone invented instant water, what would you add?
Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or brace you say "OUCH"?
What happens to that other sock that you lost in the laundry?
Why is it that when you're at the beach swimming and it starts to rain, everyone gets up and leaves?
Why do people look up when they think?
Why do women wear shoes that hurt their feet?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio volume?
Why is it that, tell a man that there are 400 million stars and he'll believe you, but tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is it that lemon juice contains mostly 'artificial ingredients' but washing-up liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if the knees of humans bent the other way?
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When 2 aircraft almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? Sounds more like a near hit to me?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
Why do scientists call it REsearch when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why is it that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is it that you send cargo by ship and a shipment by car?
Why do they call them 'apartments' when they are so close together?
Why do they give you suckers when you deposit money in a bank?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why does Hawaii have Interstate highways?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?
Why do they put braille on the keypad of drive-through ATM's?
You know that little undestructible black box they use on airplanes,why can't they make the whole plane out of it?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why do they call TV a set, when I only have one of them?
Why do they call it a pair of pants when we refer to just one trouser?
In the case of the UK at least.... Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Why does the label on Children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
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