Jokes:
A.A.A.D.D. I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit ...
Academic Phrases. "It has long been known"... I didn't look up the original reference ...
All 12 Of You. The District Attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe its verdict. Bitterly ...
At The Trial. At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked ...
Bad Luck. A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been ...
Bathtub Test. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you ...
Body Hurt. A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt...
Contribution. A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from ...
Courtroom Humor. Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were ...
Depressed. A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to ...
Engine Running. A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley ...
Find A Lawyer. On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car ...
Generous Barber. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused ...
Good Eyesight. A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung ...
Good News. After a routine medical exam, the doctor returns with the results. "I have good ...
Having A Bad Day? There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients ...
He's Moving. Three friends were talking one day when this question came up: "When you are ...
Hospital Regs. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. A ...
Light Was On. A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I ...
Live To 80? I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive ...
Not Much Time. A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well ...
Quickies. Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer...
Rodney Dangerfield. I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get ...
Stole My Wig. A very angry woman stormed up to the reception desk at an eye surgeon's ...
Tall Grass. One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he ...
What Did You Teach? While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new ...
Why O Why? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? ...
Write It Down. An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they ...
911 Phone Call. The 911 operator answers a phone call. The man on the line says, "My ...
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