I've Quit Drinking
A man walked into a bar and ordered three beers. He took a sip out of each one. He continued until he finished all three beers. He then went back to the bar and ordered three more.
The bartender asked him, "You know, the beer goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The man replied, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in England and the other is in Australia. When we all left home, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we all drank together."
The bartender admited that this is a nice custom and said no more. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drank the same way: he ordered three beers and drank them in turn.
One day, he came to the bar and only ordered two beers. All the other regulars noticed this and fell silent. When he came back to the bar for the second round and still only ordered two beers, the bartender said, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The man looked confused, "What do you mean?"
"You only ordered two beers, one of your brothers..."
"Oh, no." said the man, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
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