Accident Excuses

10. My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

9. I hit a stationary truck that was coming from another direction.

8. Coming home, I drove into the wrong yard, and collided with a tree I don't have.

7. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it hit me.

6. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

5. The guy was all over he road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

4. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my truck and vanished.

3. I had been driving my truck for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident.

2. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go--so I ran over him.

1. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

More excuses:

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

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