"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one student rose to his feet in the back of the classroom.
"Now then young man, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" asked the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.�
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