A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The daughter picked up something from the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The mother asked her not to do that.
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, the daughter looked at the mom with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," The mother thought quickly. "Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it or they don't let you be a Mommy."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.
"I get it!!!!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
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