1. How do cannibals know when to leave the table? After everyone's eaten, of course.
2. A little girl cannibal was expelled from school for BUTTERING UP the teacher.
3. What did the little boy cannibal get when he was late for dinner? A cold shoulder.
4. You know when you eat at a cannibal's restaurant? It could cost you an arm and a leg.
5. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
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