...called you to get your phone number.
...spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
...put lipstick on their forehead because they wanted to make up their mind.
...told you to meet them at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...sat on the TV and watched the couch.
...sent a fax with a stamp on it.
...tried to drown a fish.
...thought a quarterback was a refund.
...got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...you asked, "A penny for your thoughts," and they gave you change.
...tripped over a cordless phone.
...took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
...studied for a blood test.
...thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...sold their car for gas money.
...when they heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, they moved.
...on the way to the airport they saw a sign which said, "AIRPORT LEFT" so they turned around and went home.
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